Tell me this:
Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?
Why do we wash behind our ears? Who really looks there?
If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?
Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?
When French people swear do they say pardon my English?
Why do dogs sniff other dog’s bottoms to say hello, why don’t they just bark in their face or something?
What would happen if you were to feed a pig some bacon?
Who gets to keep the pennies in a wishing well?
Do you personally know of any lady who proposed to a man on Feb 29th?