Monday, February 14, 2011

Finally! The Guy's Side of the Story

We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules!

Wanda {Canada}

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
2. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
Tressa {Norway}
2-4-10 Today
3. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
4. Crying is blackmail.
5. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
Sonya {Netherlands}
6. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question
7. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
8. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
Sarah {Atlanta, Georgia}
10.27 Today
9. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
10. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
11. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
Rocio {Mexico}

12. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
13. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

14. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
Rikako {Japan}
2.15 TODAY
15. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.
16. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Aubergine is a vegetable. We have no idea what mauve is.
17. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
Maddy {New Jersey/NYC}

18. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
19. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
Lola {Utah}

20. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really.
21. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.

Caroline {England}
22. You have enough clothes.
23. You have too many shoes.
Buckaroomama {Hong Kong}
24. I am in shape. Round is a shape.
25. Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know men really don't mind that, it's like camping.
Becky {Philadelphia, Pennsylvania}
Story found here.


  1. Oh my goodness. I laughed so hard. I especially love the 'round is a shape' one : ) and the 'if you ask me if you are fat, you probably are, and I will have to tell you the truth.'

    Boys. Boys. BOYS! What are we going to do with them?
    : )

  2. LOVE your shots this week ladies!!!! And the "rules"!!!! I've read them before & they don't fail to make me laugh!

  3. That cracked my right up! Men!

  4. Boys will be boys, Men will be men!!!
    Happy Tuesday Ladies!! Thanks for the great laughs and pictures!! :D

  5. These were all so funny, but #12 made me laugh out loud!

  6. These are too funny!! I need to print this out whenever my hubby frustrates the heck out of me :) I guess boys will always be boys!

  7. rofl!! The pictures are amazing! And the list, hilarious. Awesome "day after V-day" post!

  8. This is hilarious! Finally, all of my questions are answered.

  9. So BASICALLY all men are the same regardless of nationality. :P

    Too Cute!

  10. Funny. It's universal. It explains so much.

  11. Good to know. Sure explains a lot. But, you know after 17 years of marriage you'd think I'd have come to know this by now! Tee Hee!