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Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Why did the chicken cross the road?

MACHIAVELLI:
The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of
crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was. 


Caroline, England
16/3


RICHARD M. NIXON: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the
chicken did not cross the road. I don't know any chickens. I have never known
any chickens.

Becky, Philadelphia
3.16.11

DR. SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad? Yes! The chicken crossed the road,
But why it crossed, I've not been told!

Buckeroomama, Hong Kong
3.16

L.A. POLICE DEPARTMENT:
Give us five minutes with the chicken and we'll find
out.


I for International Blog

Jennifer, Germany
March 16

COLONEL SANDERS: I missed one?

Kat, Australia
3.16.11

FREUD:
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road
reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

Jen, Phillipines
16 March

BILL GATES:
I have just released Chicken Coop 98, which will not only cross roads, but
will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book and
Explorer is an inextricable part of the operating system. 

Lola, Utah

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EINSTEIN:
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?



May, Germany
March 16

ERNEST HEMINGWAY:
To die. In the rain.

Rikako, Japan
3.16 TODAY


MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.:
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without
having their motives called into question.

Rocio, Mexico
3.16.11


GRANDPA:
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that
the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

ARISTOTLE:
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

Sarah, Atlanta
3.16 Today

BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do
you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken please?

Source


Wanda, Canada
3.16.2011

Good news! Maddy (Our fantastic contributor from New Jersey) has learned via a friend that Emily has updated her blog so we know she is alive and safe. She has a private blog so we can not link to it, but we will be sure to pass along all of your well wishes for her when she returns. 

We are happy to welcome Jen from the Phillipines today as one of our new contributors! This is an exciting week as we welcome the new members. Make sure you pop over to say hi to them if you get a chance!

Jen from Germany is here.
Jen from the Philipines is here.
May from Germany is here.

21 comments:

  1. I have always wondered why the chicken crossed the road : )
    Now I know the answer!
    I like Colonel Sanders answer the best : )
    Happy Wednesday girls!

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  2. I was born in the Philippines so I'm very excited to find out that you now have a Filipino contributer! Yay!

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  3. Thank you for this exercise during me night. Please have a good Wednesday.


    daily athens

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  4. LOL! I love Colonel Sanders' answer! These are gems, Becky. =)

    SO happy to hear that Emily is safe.

    Kat - SO glad to see your photos here again... and you've put up your handsome little brother today. =)

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  5. In my haste to press 'publish,' I'd forgotten to say WELCOME, JEN! So -- Welcome, Jen. Happy that you are part of CG. Looking forward to seeing more of your photos!

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  6. famous title,
    witty response.
    awesome i take, thanks for the delightful tickle.

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  7. nice photos but GREAT quotes!
    ROG, ABC Wednesday team

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  8. nice photos but GREAT quotes!
    ROG, ABC Wednesday team

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  9. So pretty and Interesting!


    Please come and see my ABC Wednesday post, thanks!

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  10. Love it!

    Hope all of your days are wonderful :)

    K xx

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  11. You ladies are fabulous! The photos are amazing, as always. Love being a part of CG!

    I'm happy to hear good news about Emily and her family. Prayers answered!

    Welcome to Jen from the Philippines from Jenn in Germany. =)

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  12. Oh, I do love these chicken jokes, Rebeckah, particularly Einstein's take on it. LOL

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  13. I had no idea there were so many chicken and egg jokes, they're great! Love the photos too. It's my first visit to your blog, thanks for the description of how it came about, cool idea!

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  14. Too funny! Yay! so happy Emily and her family are safe! Happy Wednesday ladies!

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  15. A sigh of relief for Emily!!!!
    Happy Wednesday everybody...:)

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  16. Welcome to Jen, Jen and May. Perfect joke quotes for hump day!

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  17. Thank you for some cheerfullness. :-)

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  18. Hilarious! The next time one of my kids tries this joke on me (which is about a daily occurrence!) I will give them one of these answers :)
    SO glad to hear Emily is safe and sound. Praying for the people of Japan!

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  19. welcome to new members! I am glad everyone is safe. I've been reading the blog for a while now and I have to say I LOVE it! :)

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  20. Really cute blog...just loved it.

    Thanks for the smiles!

    Meryl
    http://departingthetext.blogspot.com

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