Why did the chicken cross the road?

MACHIAVELLI:
The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of
crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was. 

Caroline, England

RICHARD M. NIXON: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the
chicken did not cross the road. I don't know any chickens. I have never known
any chickens.

Becky, Philadelphia

DR. SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad? Yes! The chicken crossed the road,
But why it crossed, I've not been told!

Buckeroomama, Hong Kong

L.A. POLICE DEPARTMENT:
Give us five minutes with the chicken and we'll find
out.

I for International Blog

Jennifer, Germany

COLONEL SANDERS: I missed one?

Kat, Australia

FREUD:
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road
reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

Jen, Phillipines

BILL GATES:
I have just released Chicken Coop 98, which will not only cross roads, but
will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book and
Explorer is an inextricable part of the operating system. 

Lola, Utah

EINSTEIN:
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?

May, Germany

ERNEST HEMINGWAY:
To die. In the rain.

Rikako, Japan

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.:
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without
having their motives called into question.

Rocio, Mexico

GRANDPA:
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that
the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

ARISTOTLE:
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

Sarah, Atlanta

BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do
you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken please?

Source

Wanda, Canada

Good news! Maddy (Our fantastic contributor from New Jersey) has learned via a friend that Emily has updated her blog so we know she is alive and safe. She has a private blog so we can not link to it, but we will be sure to pass along all of your well wishes for her when she returns. 

We are happy to welcome Jen from the Phillipines today as one of our new contributors! This is an exciting week as we welcome the new members. Make sure you pop over to say hi to them if you get a chance!

Jen from Germany is here.

Jen from the Philipines is here.

May from Germany is here.